Don’t fret dear Socialites – relationship advice columnist Roudy Romeo has been there and knows how to help. He dishes out the truth just as he sees it in our newest addition to The Socialite offering readers life, sex and relationship advice in his signature sharp style. Check out the first edition below…

Dear RoudyRomeo

I dated my now ex-boyfriend for four years and when we broke up he was already seeing another girl a week later. We did not break up because of anyone else but how and why is it possible for men to go from one relationship straight into another one so quickly?

Just Landed

Dear Just Landed

Firstly let me start with something to make you feel better and kick-start what looks like will be the backbone of this column: us guys do not know what we are doing! This also applies to choosing décor, how we handle relationships and we have a big hell no to asking for directions. We wing it, there is no plan or itinerary to the way in which we do things and for that we must simply go with the flow; like a river we will find the path of least resistance.

I don’t necessarily think that this is a guy thing only but for all intents and purposes I will pretend it is. Since I do not know this guy it is safe to assume that he has a little, let’s say, engine shall we; and planes with little engines don’t need a lot of refuelling before they are up in the air again and are always trying to see how many people they can fit in their tiny little cockpit. Almost as if you were in varsity again and you managed to put thirteen of you friends into your VW Citi Golf. It is also safe to assume that little planes can only take you so far and assure you that you are not at your final destination.

Jet lag is different for many people, you have come through many time zones on this journey and may feel that you require additional rest, maybe do some sightseeing before you move on, but choose your next destination wisely. You want to be looking for a pilot that can carry you great distances and a service that will constantly refresh you throughout your trip. The 37 minute flight from Lanseria to Poffadder is fun for weekends but you will need to be drunk the whole time in Poffadder to actually enjoy it. Perhaps he has been used to having a co-pilot for so long that he has forgotten how to fly solo. Guys do things for a lot of reasons, and as I implied earlier, many of them are not well thought out.

I can assure you that his “flight plan” was not well thought out and any baggage you happened to leave behind is sure to cause turbulence during his next few weekend flips. I can only suggest that you wait for good weather before you take your next flight and do all necessary safety checks.

Here’s hoping for clear skies, your captain

RoudyRomeo