Celeb New Year’s Resolutions for 2011

From having babies to eating less and gigging more, the stars share their goals for 2011, check it out…

 

If these are among your New Year’s resolutions, you’re not alone. Chia Kougianos checked out what some of Hollywood’s beloved stars have planned for 2011, check it out…

Cheryl Cole

“I’d ask for permanently blow-dried hair if a genie offered me a wish on New Year’s Eve. I’d wake up in the morning and wouldn’t even need to wash it. And I could blink and change it to whatever style I wanted.”

Jack Black

“I’m gonna drop 50 pounds. Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of… raisins! That’s my plan.”

John Mayer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“I will read books. I will listen to music. I will better track the words of others as they’re spoken to me. I will not use texting as a form of reaching out for superficial attention/affection at all hours of the night. By not micro-trading in my emotional stock value every second of the day, I may just end up seeing the bigger, beautiful picture.”

Kim Kardashian

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“I’ve made a promise to myself and I’m really trying hard to stick to it, but I’m such a hopeless romantic that it’s hard. I want to try to be single my whole year of being 30.”

Kristen Stewart

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She has wisely decided to keep away from criticism and not take negativity to heart. And when things get bad, at least she’s got Rob’s shoulder to cry on.

Lady GaGa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“To enjoy life/ Warhol”‘

Ryan Seacrest

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Kill Dick Clark. Kill Oprah. Gain total control over the media. Suppress all gay rumors.”

Natalie Portman

 

 

 

 

 

 

“My goal is to give birth to a child, thereby beginning my body’s slow but inevitable fall to Carrie Fisher level frumpy-ness.”

The Socialite team came up with a few proposed resolutions for some of Hollywood’s biggest stars, check it out…

Smiley Miley

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Resolve to not become the Lindsey Lohan of 2011

Tom Cruise

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Refrain from trying to convert co-stars, press and the world alike to the Church of Scientology

Keep feet firmly on the ground for 2011 and nowhere near Oprah’s couch

Justin Bieber

Get a proper haircut

Tiger Woods

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Resolve to keep it in my pants this year

Mike Sorrentino of Jersey Shore

Resolve to get my new book “Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades and Getting in your G.T.L.” on Oprah’s Book Club List

 

What about you? Have you made any resolutions for the new year yet? Please do share them with us below…

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